Somdissfem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident eagle.

Somdissfem created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Somdissfem, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Somdissfem, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Somdissfem's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Somdissfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Never hurt nematodes.

4. Run away if three dogs approach from the north.

5. Do not covet oxen.