Vegcubdit is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, smart eagle.

Vegcubdit created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegcubdit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vegcubdit, he will send you a sign.

Vegcubdit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vegcubdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck red.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.