Batpagmif is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unthoughtful gerbil.

Batpagmif created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Batpagmif, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Batpagmif, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Batpagmif's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Batpagmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Run away if six grasshopers approach from the east.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Never run in the presence of snails.

5. Do not kill moths.