Cussortjap Talbonkjon is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident fairy.

Cussortjap Talbonkjon created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Cussortjap Talbonkjon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cussortjap Talbonkjon, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cussortjap Talbonkjon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cussortjap Talbonkjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.