Larpguplam is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented hydra.

Larpguplam created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpguplam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Larpguplam, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Larpguplam's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Larpguplam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.