Dotgeptad is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil shrew.

Dotgeptad created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dotgeptad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dotgeptad, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dotgeptad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dotgeptad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Dotgeptad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not hurt aardvarks.