Mabweebaf is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, awesome unicorn.

Mabweebaf created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabweebaf, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mabweebaf, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mabweebaf's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Mabweebaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.