Hinhimcab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy giraffe.

Hinhimcab created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Hinhimcab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hinhimcab, she will laugh at you.

Hinhimcab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hinhimcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.