Flanbedsand Gofhivfon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, tiresome weasel.

Flanbedsand Gofhivfon created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Flanbedsand Gofhivfon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flanbedsand Gofhivfon, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flanbedsand Gofhivfon's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Flanbedsand Gofhivfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to badgers while wearing pink corsets.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Always take life seriously.