Zedcarflag is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, resourceful
crab.
Zedcarflag created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zedcarflag, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Zedcarflag, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Zedcarflag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Zedcarflag's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Do not dye your hair cyan.
4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Zedcarflag on top of all buildings.
5. Always help dolphins in need.