Hittettitarp is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, emotional alligator.

Hittettitarp created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hittettitarp, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hittettitarp, she will curse you with boils.

Hittettitarp's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hittettitarp's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hittettitarp.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never sit near frogs.

4. Retreat if nine doves approach from the east.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.