Damrullrip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful beaver.

Damrullrip created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damrullrip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Damrullrip, he will destroy your home planet.

Damrullrip's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Damrullrip's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Damrullrip loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.