Nellmisbarnsis is a god.

She takes the form of a large, overgenerous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nellmisbarnsis created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellmisbarnsis, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nellmisbarnsis, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Nellmisbarnsis' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nellmisbarnsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must love Nellmisbarnsis.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.