Femlegstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, benevolent hippopotamus.

Femlegstrag created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femlegstrag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Femlegstrag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Femlegstrag's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Femlegstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. You must love Femlegstrag.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always obey Femlegstrag's priests.