Ganmilbag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciful newt.

Ganmilbag created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganmilbag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ganmilbag, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ganmilbag's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ganmilbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Never run in the presence of bats.

3. Put Ganmilbag first in all things.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.