Mitbonbem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, strong gnu.

Mitbonbem created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitbonbem, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mitbonbem, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mitbonbem's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Mitbonbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never write about gravity.