Guttimwanzog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful wren.

Guttimwanzog created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Guttimwanzog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Guttimwanzog, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Guttimwanzog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Guttimwanzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Guttimwanzog.