Begdob is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, tranquil otter.

Begdob created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Begdob, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Begdob, she will manifest in front of you.

Begdob's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Begdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not commit murder.