Hasfensog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, contented squid.

Hasfensog created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasfensog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hasfensog, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hasfensog's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Hasfensog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about badgers.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Run away if four sheep approach from the west.