Ranbetboss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish dove.

Ranbetboss created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ranbetboss, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ranbetboss, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ranbetboss' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Ranbetboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ranbetboss' priests.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.