Flannegbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, dishonourable cat.

Flannegbonk created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flannegbonk, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flannegbonk, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flannegbonk's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Flannegbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.