Arfquatkom is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent rat.

Arfquatkom created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfquatkom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Arfquatkom, it will make you grow a tail.

Arfquatkom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Arfquatkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never paint your back turquoise.