Dambimxinnil is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental ferret.

Dambimxinnil created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Dambimxinnil, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dambimxinnil, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dambimxinnil's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dambimxinnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help pigs.

3. Always treat turtles with great respect.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never sing near sheep.