Kansadsadabtintadxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, bad-tempered zebra.

Kansadsadabtintadxuck created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kansadsadabtintadxuck, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kansadsadabtintadxuck, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kansadsadabtintadxuck's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kansadsadabtintadxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Worship no other gods but Kansadsadabtintadxuck.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Run away if five grasshopers approach from the east.