Dadbogpib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unfair frog.

Dadbogpib created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadbogpib, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dadbogpib, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dadbogpib's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dadbogpib's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dadbogpib.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Dadbogpib must be the most important thing in your life.