Cepwotcad is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, intelligent
snail.
Cepwotcad created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cepwotcad, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Cepwotcad, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Cepwotcad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Cepwotcad's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never jump in holy places.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Cepwotcad on top of all buildings.