Nilsakbig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, generous giraffe.

Nilsakbig created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilsakbig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nilsakbig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nilsakbig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nilsakbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not hurt foxes.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Hide if three rats approach from the south.