Nilsakbig is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, generous
giraffe.
Nilsakbig created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nilsakbig, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nilsakbig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Nilsakbig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Nilsakbig's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about gravity.
2. Never look at asteroids.
3. Do not hurt foxes.
4. Pray towards the north.
5. Hide if three rats approach from the south.