Cudgudyart is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, impressive monkey.

Cudgudyart created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Cudgudyart, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cudgudyart, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cudgudyart's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cudgudyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.