Paglargjop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish raccoon.

Paglargjop created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Paglargjop, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Paglargjop, she will turn you into a plant.

Paglargjop's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Paglargjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Always help voles.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.