Dudnelfit is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, sage naga.

Dudnelfit created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudnelfit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dudnelfit, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dudnelfit's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dudnelfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always obey Dudnelfit's priests.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.