Nibbepkim Dinlopmum Bodnurtfem is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast wyrm.

Nibbepkim Dinlopmum Bodnurtfem created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nibbepkim Dinlopmum Bodnurtfem, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nibbepkim Dinlopmum Bodnurtfem, it will turn you into a rock.

Nibbepkim Dinlopmum Bodnurtfem's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nibbepkim Dinlopmum Bodnurtfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not cook food in pots.