Kadflyquill is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced fish.
Kadflyquill created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in Kadflyquill, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in Kadflyquill, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Kadflyquill's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Kadflyquill's Holy Commandments
1. Never eat bark.
2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Hide from orange porpoises for they are unholy.
4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.