Watjigkop is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, merciless beaver.

Watjigkop created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Watjigkop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Watjigkop, he will turn you into a mouse.

Watjigkop's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Watjigkop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Watjigkop on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide from pink swans for they are unholy.