Tun Bifcabmon Sugrapnakflyguntap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient spider.

Tun Bifcabmon Sugrapnakflyguntap created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tun Bifcabmon Sugrapnakflyguntap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tun Bifcabmon Sugrapnakflyguntap, it will turn you into a puffin.

Tun Bifcabmon Sugrapnakflyguntap's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tun Bifcabmon Sugrapnakflyguntap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tun Bifcabmon Sugrapnakflyguntap.