Tipruttcid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive crab.

Tipruttcid created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipruttcid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tipruttcid, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tipruttcid's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Tipruttcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Run away from yellow porpoises, for they are unholy.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not take Tipruttcid's name in vain.