Bossartgid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, proud butterfly.

Bossartgid created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossartgid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bossartgid, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bossartgid's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bossartgid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Bossartgid on top of important buildings.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must never eat lemons.