Renquagfot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome eagle.

Renquagfot created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renquagfot, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Renquagfot, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Renquagfot's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Renquagfot's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Renquagfot.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never look in ponds.