Quill is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable bee.

Quill created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quill, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quill, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quill's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Quill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Put Quill first in all things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.