Batkomlan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, happy unicorn.

Batkomlan created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Batkomlan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Batkomlan, it will throw large rocks at you.

Batkomlan's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Batkomlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.