Bapnurtrul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, annoying gerbil.

Bapnurtrul created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapnurtrul, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bapnurtrul, it will ignore you.

Bapnurtrul's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bapnurtrul's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.