Fodlaplim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, thoughtless yak.

Fodlaplim created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodlaplim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fodlaplim, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fodlaplim's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fodlaplim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always treat turtles with great respect.