Danjen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous mink.

Danjen created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Danjen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Danjen, it will turn you into a duck.

Danjen's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Danjen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Danjen.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help whales.

5. Put Danjen first in all things.