Stikhinflat Ortnakgun is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unselfish donkey.

Stikhinflat Ortnakgun created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikhinflat Ortnakgun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stikhinflat Ortnakgun, she will turn you into a goat.

Stikhinflat Ortnakgun's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Stikhinflat Ortnakgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat bark.