Laghapgof is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, contented centaur.

Laghapgof created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Laghapgof, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Laghapgof, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Laghapgof's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Laghapgof's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.