Venragcam Nurtfudflap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy wolf.

Venragcam Nurtfudflap created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Venragcam Nurtfudflap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Venragcam Nurtfudflap, he will not care.

Venragcam Nurtfudflap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Venragcam Nurtfudflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.