Dobmifpan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, contented bee.

Dobmifpan created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dobmifpan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dobmifpan, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dobmifpan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dobmifpan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never wear tights.