Passtikxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring camel.

Passtikxuck created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Passtikxuck, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Passtikxuck, he will turn you into a puffin.

Passtikxuck's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Passtikxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. You must pray to Passtikxuck three times a day.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.