Larnbegapp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, contented mink.

Larnbegapp created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Larnbegapp, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Larnbegapp, she will turn you into a sheep.

Larnbegapp's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Larnbegapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Always obey Larnbegapp's priests.

5. Never eat green fruit.