Cipfabmon is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, self-confident fly.

Cipfabmon created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipfabmon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cipfabmon, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cipfabmon's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cipfabmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cipfabmon on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never think about black holes.