Zodkamtap is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable yak.

Zodkamtap created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodkamtap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zodkamtap, she will turn you into a rat.

Zodkamtap's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Zodkamtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Do not take Zodkamtap's name in vain.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.